March 6, 2013

Quiet Moments

When I was young I used to love
to sit upon your knee.
I’d gaze into your loving eyes
as your arms enfolded me.
Your gentle kiss would stir
the golden tendrils of my hair,
as whispered sentiments of love
we quietly would share.
We’d read a book together,
the same time after time.
I knew all of the words by heart,
you didn’t seem to mind.
When darkness fell you tucked me in
and gently kissed my cheek.
You’d wish upon a shooting star
the Lord my soul to keep.
The years have passed so quickly,
death parted you from me.
I hope you know how much it meant
when I sat upon your knee.
Gazing to the heavens,
as I quietly reminisce,
I’d give a million of those stars
to feel your gentle kiss.
I’d give all my tomorrows
to hear you read to me,
and remember those quiet moments
when I sat upon your knee.

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March 1, 2013


One young man went for an IAS Interview.
"When did India get independence?" He was asked.
"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.

"Who was responsible for our independence?"
"There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another." He replied.

"Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?"
"Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied.

The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions.

When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent Santa would not leave him. "At least tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged.

Then it was the turn of this Santa. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him." By the way, what is your date of birth?"
He replied, "The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947."
Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your fathers name?"
He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one, it will be injustice to another".
The interviewer was incensed.
"Hey! Are you mad or what?"
He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report."

POEM- Intersting

This poem was nominated for the best poem of 2007.

-written by an African Kid

When I born, I Black.
When I grow, I Black.
When I go in Sun, I Black.
When I scared, I Black.
When I sick, I Black, and
When I die, I still Black.

And you White Fellow;

When you born, you Pink.
When you grow, you White.
When you go in sun, you Red.
When you cold, you Blue.
When you scared,you Yellow.
When you sick, you Green, and
When you die, you Gray,
and you calling me Colored.


The Question: Prove that (2/10) = 2
  1. The Arts Student: This is out of the syllabus!
  2. The commerce student: “This is wrong”
  3. The Medical Student: ‘It is strange’. “How it is possible”
  4. The Engineering Student: “It is so easy!”

  5. (2/10)
    Where ‘T’ is common, Hence =wo/en
    Now, ‘W’ =23rd letter and ‘O’ = 15th letter.
    Similarly, ‘E’ =5th and N= 14th.
    Hence (wo/en) = (23+15)/(5+14)
    Hence (2/10)=2
    Engineers are never worried for the: “What is answer”
    They will only ask: “Which answer you want”

February 27, 2013


Are you a professional?

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a “ professional.”

  1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

  2. The correct answer is:
    Open the refrigerator put in the giraffe and close the door.
    This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

  3. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
  4. Open the refrigerator put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
    Wrong Answer!
    Correct Answer:
    Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

    This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

  5. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.

  6. All the animals attend except one.
    Which animal does not attend?
    Correct Answer:
    The Elephant.
    The elephant is in the refrigerator.

    This tests your memory
    OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

  7. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles.

How do you manage it?
Correct Answer:
You swim across.
All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.



Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students

Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him
then what virtue would I be showing ?

Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says,
'God, are you still in there?'

Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher:"When I ask a question in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight"


February 26, 2013


I loved her from the day I saw her at first sight
Nothing was there more than her fetching face
Every breath of my heart entered into the world of delight
You lit my darkness with your brightest smile
It built pain inside my heart that I have never felt before.
I wish you do not belong to someone who is in distant mile.
I will give all my heart to find some way to stand beside thou
I feel without you, my life is incomplete in the darkness
If you were not beautiful I would not have fallen in love with you
I would have been asleep nicely in my bed so deep
You woke my sleep in every night when I tend to sleep
First love is deepest love that leads to depart alone
No logical man can describe how much I love her
Nor the strongest man can push us far behind
To love and to depart is not an easy task I kneel
Love is hardest thing ever measured in the world I feel
Love is battle field in our heart that will not last long
Lost or won battle is only the matter of two fighting lovers Love is uncertain journey in the middle of our two hearts
Some get pain when love does not return to them
Other shed tears when love departs under the depth of despair
Love has no universal code to mention in our desolate repair
To love or not to be loved, faith is the king of lover
Love is blind it says, but feel pain when broken apart
Love is strongest force that can kill many people’s heart
If you really don’t know how to love
Love is life, pain, sorrow, and evil, in any direction
Love is there in our heart only when she is dare to our action
Love is source of inspiration that lead to suffer
If you really do not know how the love that duffer
Lastly love is evil spirit who can destroy people’s heart.

Lastly comments here whether it is true or not!!!